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'Jersey Shore Family Vacation' premiere recap: Why the revival is no grenade

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Adrian Cunningham | 07 April, 2018, 00:36

Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, openly discuss having undergone plastic surgery. He said the couple named their daughter Sky.

"We didn't really expect it to happen". Unfortunately, her distrust and resentment carried over into season 3, when the group returned to Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

"We're older but I don't think any of us are wiser", says Ronnie Ortiz Magro, who just became a dad on Tuesday.

Deena Cortese added, "I told her about everything, but hearing it and seeing is two completely different things".

"I get Pauly wanted to bring in this new Sammi, as we're all here together. but come on b-, this s- is weird", she told the cameras. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is now more than two years clean after a painkiller addiction and recently pleaded guilty to income tax evasion.

It's been almost six years since the Jersey Shore gang GTL'd under one roof, but aside from the usual wear and tear inflicted upon them by the merciless passage of time, they've all held together pretty nicely. If we could, you know, we would love to have it in Jersey because that's our spot.

This week it was all about Jersey Shore.

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Guadagnino said that Sorrentino, who has been in and out of rehab for an addiction to pain killers, is sober and viewers will see that side of him. "We turned it up higher than we ever did before".

In other words, GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry) is back on and they've already been greenlit for another season. "But at the same time, I'm pretty sure her marriage is all right".

"Jersey Shore" family vacation premieres Thursday on MTV. "People watch us to laugh and have a good time". And while the reality show's audience was an obvious fraction of its glory days, the premiere of reunion run Family Vacation had a solid outing. Farley, Polizzi and Cortese are each married. Farley and Polizzi are each the mother of two children, who are best friends, Farley said. "We got it, but obviously we would love her to be a part of it. You don't have to worry about waking up to take care of the kids".

The "dead body" was soon revealed to be a sex doll meant to fill the void of the absent Sammi, and it's even equipped with a speaker that rolls out her most beloved sound bytes, including "if you're not a Guido then you can get the f*ck out of my face".

"It was kind of s-tty to see. The kids are old enough they can be left with our significant other and we didn't want too much time to pass". "They just thought Mommy was working".

"Because last time this was our real world". We don't hurt people deliberately. And I'm like, 'What?' I think all of us were concerned that we weren't able to handle that life anymore.