Friday, 17 August, 2018

Love Island 2018: Dani Dyer set to dump Jack Fincham

Love Island Dani wastes no time telling people about her East Enders star dad Danny Dyer Dani Dyer gets her famous dad out the way early
Adrian Cunningham | 12 June, 2018, 01:38

Another wrote: "i ship dani and jack so much it honestly makes my heart happy".

'I like his personality, but with the trainers, the hair...

Naturally, everyone's now convinced that Jack already knew about Dani's dad before starring on the show.

"I just don't get butterflies around him".

Meanwhile, fellow islander Laura told Dani: "I feel like watching you dry your eyelashes is the highlight of my day". "My dad's obviously like, well he's an actor, so having that in my family... when you're on set, it was weird for me, being brought up with it I'd be like, 'Oh I like this!'"

They've been in the villa less than 24 hours, but Dani has quickly faced the inevitable confession of her famous dad. "My dad's Danny Dyer".

In the same way Marcel Somerville dropped his Blazin' Squad days into conversation from the word go, Dani made a decision to get her family connection out of the way early. Never had the need to think of what Danny Dyer's arse might look like going up and down underneath some sheets, in night vision.

Jack, giving literally the least believable acting performance of all time: "No he's not!"

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Dani then broke down in tears, poor lamb, saying: 'It's not that I don't like you, it's just I worry because you're what I know'.

Confessing all in the Beach Hut, he says: "When Dani told me that her dad's Danny Dyer, I just thought 'what?' I'm not going to lie to you, I love him as an actor".

"Cheers for voting for me, you lot".

Unsurprisingly, Dani's appearance on Love Island has sparked a mass of Danny-related memes and jokes on Twitter.

There's also the unfortunate coincidence that "Jack and Dani" means something a little rude in Cockney rhyming slang - a dialect Danny is very familiar with.

The EastEnders star, whose 22-year-old daughter is among the hopeful singletons in ITV2's Love Island this year, has joined forces with Chessington World of Adventures Resort for the hilarious spoof.

You can catch up on episode one here.